Sunday, March 16, 2008

Tenpou Ibun Ayakashi Ayashi

Original release: Lunar

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Ayakashi Ayashi is your typical samurai monster-of-the-week anime.

The location is japan (big surprise) , time is the middle of the 19th century. That was the time when japan was in it's most isolationistic phase, when the greatest crime was being a foreigner (still a social stigma nowadays).

And japan was full of monsters. Or rather gods - you never know with japanese monsters. Anyway, the term used is Yōi which is scribbled like this: 妖夷

Why do I show you those japanese letters ? Because one of the yoi-busters has the unique (and uniquely stupid) power of drawing out those scribbles from any living being and transforming them into a goofy looking axe, spear, whatever. This power even gets explained extensively in the series but listening to those explanations is a waste of time unless you happened to major in japanese. The feeling of awe manages to abstain when hearing that the "Prickus Dickus" (just an example, ok?) has it's origin in the word "Prick", which was much much earlier written with a character that looked like a spear held by a woman, hence the name transforms into a spear.

Wow.

That's a superpower worthy of the X-Men ... ok, maybe not.

So, said dude is a 39 year old bum who once entered the other world as a child and came back, fearing and longing for it at the same time. By chance he teams up with a group of established yoi-busters: A drag-queen priest, a young tomboy, an aborigine (yeah, japan had aborigines before it was settled by korean emigrants - and even those aborigines came from korea), an aztec girl who somehow came to japan from middle-america and her talking demon horse

The rest is typical anime action. Average design, average animation, occasional humor, average plot but a pretty detailed depiction of historical japan. The whole setting is a bit xenophobic and i can't help but think that the author agrees a bit with those xenophobic tendencies.

But if you are willing to ignore those hints - after all we ignored the blatant racism found in 'Lord of the Rings', too - then you're in for a decent series which contains many historical persons, events and places (minus the monsters).

Sex & Violence: Weeell, there are whores inside, but you get the impression that their main job is giggling, drinking and applying tons of makeup. Violence is moderate - mostly monster fights. The scenes where people get hurt are very toned down. No severed limbs and such. The occasional gruesome monster victim, but thats it.

Cheers!



Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Daphne in the Brilliant Blue

Original release by: Blitz, Sirus


First things first: THIS IS NOT HENTAI (google if you don't know what that means. Afterwards wash your eyes with soap.)

Technically this is an action series (NOT HENTAI ACTION!) with 5 chicks who work for some kind of head-hunter jack-of-all-trades company.

The setting is the earth which just recovered from a world wide Flood that submerged the entire earth, killing billions of people and leaving only a few underwater cities in existence.

After hundreds years under water, the cities rose to the surface to reclaim the earth ... or rather water, because there's still no land in sight. You don't get an explanation why they didn't float up hundreds of years earlier but hey, if you are going to watch a series with girls in outfits like those, you probably don't care much about science and logic in your daily dose or por-... ahem: THIS IS NOT HENTAI!

Anyway, despite mankind barely having survived the apocalypse, this is a happy-go-lucky kind of series.
One chick (forgot her name) lost her apartment and was saved from homelesnes and other stuff by the leader of the other 4 chicks. In return she has to work for them and wear a hentaiish swimsuit which is too small to even cover pubes - if anime chicks had any.

You get plenty of action, some funny situation and - surprise - NO FANSERVICE. Nothing is able to overfanservice these swimsuits, so they probably didn't bother. There is no connecting story to speak of. In the very last episodes you get to see something which could be called a storyline, but don't expect too much of it.

Let me be frank: This series is crap. It has it funny moments - I laughed pretty hard at some scenes - but it's just brainless entertainment. Anyway, I'm not ashamed to admit that I watched it to the end ... but then I'm pretty anonymous here, hehehehe.

This series is obviously nothing for US-kids. Titties in abundance and some of those girls know what they are good for. Violence is medium. Much shooting, but no killing. Apart from the terrorists (you know, terrorists are everywhere!!!).

Cheers!
-- DF



Thursday, March 6, 2008

Planetes

Original release by: ANBU



Planetes is a science fiction space anime.

I know, you're expecting giant robots and big breasted schoolgirl pilots now. Or a fleet of space cruisers, flying around space, explore the unknown regions
of the galaxy, meet alien civilizations and bomb them to kingdom come in the name of peace, democracy and the terranian way.

WRONG!

This series is about the glorious adventures of the ... garbage collection department.


Ok, their job is pretty vital for the future of manned space ... a single screw orbiting earth with several kilometers per second can definetly be called a hazard and removing those hazards is a challenging and important job ... but it's still garbage collection.

It's the near future and mankind managed to build bases on the moon and mining operations on other planets of the solar system with about the technology that is available now. A bit futuristic but very recognizable.

Anyway, this anime is not for those expecting brainless fun. It treats space and it's dangers realistically and with respect, it considers political and economical development in a time of space exploration and exploitation. It has it's funny moments, some romanctic ones, drama, tragedy, suspense and no fan service.

The art is good, animation fluid, the characters are likable and pronounced and grow considerably throughout the series.

It irks me a bit that I can't honestly degrade this series with cynical remarks, but I'll give it my best shot: The show seems average. It's good in every respect, but excels at none. But if that's the worst you can say about a show, you can be assured that you won't waste your time watching this.

To sum it up: This anime puts the science in fiction and is excellent entertainment.

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Sex & Violence: No sex, few violence. Ok, there are terrorists, but terrorists are everywhere. And when the violence happens, it is not glorified or made to look cool. You fear for the characters lifes - because the show made it very clear that people can die. And even there it's realistic: Sometimes people don't die in accidents or battles. They suffer. And that little part gets omitted too often for my taste ...

Conclusion: Highly recommended! Fun, excitement and education wrapped in a nice little package.


Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Kamichu!

Kamichu! Episodes 1-16
Original release by Exiled-Destiny




This anime is cute.

It is cuter than "Snow Fairy Sugar meets the Teletubbies". It's protagonist is a very young tiny cute girl with an ultra cute voice that became a god.
A tiny cute japanese god, not the mega-god of the west (see 'Spirited away' for reference).
Japanese gods are more like spirits, pests, Gartenzwerge ... whatever. In Japan you apparently can't spit without hitting a god. There's probably even a god of drool around.


Anyway, the cute girl became a cute god and has absolutely no idea what a god is supposed to do, which is kinda cute. So she and her friends go on finding out how to best use her godlyness in a cute way.

If you can stop puking you might as well enjoy it, because despite all it's cuteness and clearly WAY underage target audience it's quite an amusing (and cute) watch. Probably because the situation is so absurd and everyone treats it like it's rare but totally reasonable ("You became a god? What of? Can I offer you my prayers? Thanks for blessing me, buhby.".

Sex & Violence: No violence apart from a tiny bit of governmental power abuse. Never even suggests violence apart from a catfight (cat fights cat). Safe for all ages.
No sex anywhere. Some swimsuit scenes, but if 10-year old flat girls with full body swimsuits count as suggestive to you, you probably go to the crapper blindfolded. Safe for all ages.

Enjoy!

PS:Some screenshots here: http://browse.minitokyo.net/1074/kamichu/